I was watching a film the other day and it was an average film, kept me entertained for about half of it until I realized that the main character was a wrestler I use to watch on TV. I was there trying my best to work out his name and then I tried my best to work out why i was so determined to work it out!
His name was Hulk Hogan, I couldn't believe it.... I was there watching an action film and it had Hulk Hogan in it! Well lets just say i watched the whole movie to see if he done any of his catch phrase moves but alas he did not and the thing that truly disappointed me was that his name wasn't even Hulk Hogan in the film it was Dave Dragon... the film was very old and it did have 3 kids in it that had ridiculous hair styles which could only mean that it was made in the early 90's but still why wouldn't he put his name on it?
If I was in a film then I would try to get my name all over it however bad it was, I then could say I was in a film! But still I watched on and as we went further into the film I worked out that it wasn't the film that I thought it would be.... it was a kids film called the 3 ninja's and right at the end Mr Miyagi was in it!! The Mr Miyagi! Hulk Hogen and Mr Miyagi, I slowly found myself wanting the film to get extra violent just so I could see these to legends fight each other but no Hulk Hogan and Mr Miyagi were both on the good side. What is the point in that? No bad guys are ever going to beat them!
Seriously the only way that they could be beaten is if there were evil clones of them.... or if they were shot.... but still in the film the bad guys couldn't even aim to save their lives! I know I'm reading into this a little bit to much but what if in later life there is like a bank robbery and someone has watched this movie and says to themselves "I'll be a hero and run over get that gun because bad guys can't aim", then they get shot possibly die and its all down to this poor attempt at a (kids) action film. Shocking.
Anyway I guess what I'm trying to say is that if the bad guys in movies were portrayed to their very best potential then less people would die in bank robbery's....
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